'Everyone's giving me grief' about the series being over prior to my arrival.
Golden sun, savory pies and iconic stadiums - what else would an Three Lions follower desire?
Ideally, they'd want an contest for the urn in Australia where they retain a possibility to secure the famous trophy following the initial matches.
This is not the case on this occasion, however, after the hosts' dominant triumph in Adelaide gave Australia with a 3-0 lead for the fourth consecutive series on home turf.
The Barmy Army, the organized fan base, have 3,000 fans traveling for the last two matches in New South Wales and Victoria.
Furthermore, other tour groups who will celebrate the holidays down under, as well as relatives and companions heading for a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
The Ryding Siblings
The Ryding siblings are a prime example.
The group had their travel arrangements and match passes secured for the Melbourne and Sydney matches "well ahead of time", dreaming of a historic English victory.
Sadly, they've observed Australia dismantle the tourists in just 11 days from their house in their hometown.
"People in the office has been making comments that the series is done for the last two weeks," commented one sibling.
"Our expectation had been that we would have something to play for by the time we arrived."
Diminishing Hope
Hope was abundant regarding the team's prospects of securing a first win in 15 years for a triumph on Australian soil before it began.
Yet now they are staring down the barrel of extending their winless run in the country to 19 consecutive Tests when the next match starts in Melbourne this week.
Ben Stokes' side - and their fans - will be keen to prevent a clean sweep.
It was mentioned that the "excitement and fun" of head coach Brendon McCullum's 'Bazball' in recent times had "reinvigorated" the longest format for England fans.
Yet the fans said they had low expectations for the final two games - and all they are asking for from the players is "a bit of fight".
"All analysts points it out, but it all hinges on psychological strength. 'This style has been turned into a buzzword now that is just, like, unrealistic play," commented another sibling.
"Over the course of five days, you should hunker down. Wafting outside 'wide of off stump has never been in the textbooks, and that is largely because of the top order."
Future Prospects
Asked whether he believed England will triumph in a Test in the current series, Sam said: "It looks like the hosts are a stronger side at the moment."
"It will require more than one player that makes a significant contribution and turns the game."
Regardless of the result, the siblings are still excited about the trip.
"It will be a wonderful trip nonetheless," added another sibling. "We must adopt that outlook."
"Obviously it is disappointing we don't have more to play for, but we have invested a significant amount as it is."
"We'll enjoy celebrating the holidays out there. Additionally, it's mine and Rory's first time traveling at this time of year."
An educator, Katie is determined to make the most of the lengthy journey as part of her seasonal break.
"As a backup plan, I can play golf to turn to," she finished.